Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

“Since you have fused with the Golden Emperor Beetle, in the future, you will be the King of the Zergs.” Old Master Hong Xingyu touched his chin. “The Zergs are a strong battle force. In the past, there was no way to control them, but it’s different now. Since the Zergs are thus connected to you, I will have people prepare the equipment and resources once we get back. We have to research them thoroughly and try to further advance them. The Zergs’ genetic material is very special. If we study it in depth, we may be able to develop something extraordinary. This way, when that Gamma Black Hole...”

When the Old Master said this, Old Madam immediately interrupted him and scolded. “You old man, no need to tell everyone everything. What does that have to do with our little sweetheart? No matter what, the Royal Family will deal with it. All he has to do is play without any worries.”

“Yes, yes, yes. Old Madam is right.” Hong Xingyu nodded vigorously.

Although the old couple looked like they bickered all the time, their relationship was enviable. After all, in a person’s lifetime, the most romantic thing that could happen was to be able to hold hands with your loved one and grow old together.

“Well,” the Old Madam Hua Yueling looked at the sky and said, “it’s getting late. Everyone should go back to rest early. The old man and I will stay here in the Tower of Life for the next few days. Come find us here if you need to.”

Since she had already said so, no one else dared to say otherwise. Everyone returned home to pack up—with just one word from the old couple, they became lord of planets. When they get there, they would be treated like kings. It was a joyous matter to go over and assume their post. Of course they were anxious.

“Great-Grandfather, Great-Grandmother.” Hong Dali grinned and refused to move. “My parents and I will accompany you. We can chat, hehe. Anyway, there’s nothing for me to do. I’ll just be idling.”

So, at 8 PM, at the foot of this Tower of Life, in a temporary building, shouts from Hong Dali could be heard from time to time—

“Great-Grandfather, center. Quick, help at the center!””Great-Grandmother, the bottom is requesting assistance, attack the small dragon, attack the small dragon!””Eh, Li Yang, what are you doing? Hurry and attack the tower!””Dad, support, tank! Attack ADC[1], beautiful, fantastic!””Demacia!”

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As Hong Dali was having a wild time playing, in all other corners of New Earth, everyone was celebrating like it was a festival. They cheered and celebrated. They celebrated the hard-won victory, and the fact that Hong Dali, the super prodigal, had once again saved Earth!

As the editor-in-chief of a cultural company, Zheng Xiaokai wrote an article titled “Savior of the New Earth, the Prodigal Hong Dali’s Contributions to Humanity”, and published it on the New Earth Internet’s largest forum—the Dali Forum.

“We should to be proud of New Earth! We have a lucky star like Hong Dali! He is the luck of all humans on Earth, of the entire Milky Way! He is the reason we humans on Earth can repeatedly avoid being exterminated and continue to live...”

The people of New Earth went wild.

Countless people rushed to the street, shouting Hong Dali’s name with tears in their eyes.

Previously, the people of New Earth had almost lost hope. That scarily loud sound, the fleets of super space carriers among the stars in space, the cannon powerful enough to almost destroy a planet. Any of those were enough to send everyone to their knees.

However, no one could have imagined that the situation would undergo a complete turnabout in just the blink of an eye! The television stations, the Internet, the news, and all other forms of media were all broadcasting news of Hong Dali repelling the invaders.

And this was not all. The cherry on the cake was that Hong Dali’s status had become that of a Shenglong Astral Royalty! A Shenglong Astral Royalty that was even stronger than a Dimu Star Sector High Noble!

What was the Astral Royal Family? They were so high up in the hierarchy that even High Nobles would tremble in fear to meet them!

In the future, New Earth would be the retirement home for the royal family. Who would dare scorn the people of New Earth then? In the future, people from Earth would be able to hold their heads high and puff their chests out when they were out in the universe while proclaiming proudly, “I am from Earth!”

They were beyond comparison!

At 10 PM, everyone on New Earth was shouting the words “Hong Dali” at the top of their voice. The volume of their shouts was almost loud enough to shatter the glass on all the buildings. The people who were celebrating wildly were like a rioting mob. Had it not been for the tight security provided by guards from various countries, they would have barged into the Heavenly State to worship him.

“Why are these people so excited? They’ve not seen an amazing person before...” Hong Dali, who had finished his game of Dream Dota League, looked at the live broadcast on the Internet and muttered. “Okay, it’s so late. I’m so sleepy. Time to sleep. Time to sleep.”

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At 11 PM, the wild party on the streets ended. However, people were still in high spirits and were reluctant to return home, so they all began to march on the streets. This time, they were orderly. No one did anything else except wander the streets holding candles in their hands. Looking down from the universe, the entire New Earth was blanketed by candlelight.

People chanted Hong Dali’s name, hoping to see him even if it was just on a holographic projection. In the end, the police were dispatched. The police cars cleared the roads. The streets and alleys around the world were filled with holographic projection statues of Hong Dali. People worshiped him until 11:40 before finally returning home.

The next day, the crowds of people who worshiped Hong Dali became the headlines of the morning newspapers of the Earth Federal. A huge banner with a header and a photo of Hong Dali accounted for half of the front page of the newspaper.

At noon, the Earth Federal’s largest video-sharing website, Heavenly State Video Website, broadcasted videos related to Hong Dali. These included the earliest ones of Li Nianwei’s concert, Unexpectedly, I Am A Singer, etc. The playback volume started to climb geometrically. In just two hours, it exceeded the 200 million mark.

In the afternoon, the number of searches for Hong Dali on the Internet exceeded two billion and it was still rising sharply. Products and services in all the industries owned by Hong Dali were being rapidly snapped up by everyone on the planet.

At this time, everyone on New Earth took pride in being able to collect a set of items related to Hong Dali. The “Dali Cigarettes” produced by the Heavenly State were being sold at 200 Dali Dollars a box and supply still ran short. “Dali Washing Machine”, “Dali Automobile”, “Dali Hood”, and all other products that had the word “Dali” in its name all ran out of stock.

Before, the sales of a brand called Dali Diapers could only be considered tepid. On this day, it was bought by a venture capital company for 150 million dollars. Then, all the products made by Dali Diapers were instantly sold out.

Later, it became more and more exaggerated. “Dali Condom”, “Dali Sanitary Napkin”, and other women’s brands began to appear. Soon, by the next night, all women in New Earth were proud to be using Dali products.

The most economically-savvy boy in the Heavenly State started selling a T-shirt with the image of Dali’s head on the Internet and he instantly became a multimillionaire.

It was rumored that he sold more than 5 million T-shirts in a day...

On the morning of the third day, more important news greeted everyone. The Earth Federal announced that they would merge. New Earth was officially renamed Sacred Dominion Star, meaning that New Earth would be the Sacred Dominion of the entire Shenlong Astral in the future. Anyone who lived here would be God’s people, the chosen ones. In the future, Shenglong Astral Royalty would retire to New Earth.

The most important thing was that, in the future, the Tower of Life discovered by Hong Dali on New Earth, would affect the training and cultivation of all humans in the universe. Only the most outstanding humans would be allowed to enter the Tower of Life and merge with a Zerg to become the strongest Sky Knight. If they were powerful enough, they could become the even stronger King Zerg Knight. That was definitely the best way for an ordinary person to become powerful, rich, and famous instantly.

At noon on the third day, the mysterious man became the first Pope of the Holy Dominion established after the merger of the Earth Federal. The entire New Earth was shrouded in sacred light. All the people of New Earth suddenly felt lofty and people were polite when they met each other. After all, their status had been elevated and they should not behave like hooligans anymore.

On the afternoon of the third day, after the Pope of the Sacred Dominion took office, the first thing he did was to announce a 1,000-meter-tall statue of Hong Dali be erected in the Sacred Dominion. It was currently being designed by a professional sculpture designer. Everyone in the world could come to worship when it was built.

Once the news was sent out, cheers resounded all over New Earth. The sales of major newspapers and magazines increased by more than five-fold that day. At the same time, the formation of the Elders of the Sacred Dominion was announced. Aside from the mysterious man who was the Pope, the Elders consisted of the representatives of the Earth Federal. Based on their close relationship with Hong Weiguo, Liu Yihui and Tie Mu became the eighth and ninth Elders.

In addition, the Dali Divine Sect began to expand at unprecedented speed. Members exceeded two billion in just two hours. The server that they got from the Galaxy Alliance Center was slightly outdated, so it completely crashed in just three hours—because once anyone said “Dali Creates Miracles”, millions would respond “For Young Master”.

And if anyone even dared utter a single word against Hong Dali, they would inevitably be doxxed.

So, that night, New Earth gained many more eunuchs...

At the center of everything, Hong Dali was lying comfortably on Li Nianwei’s thighs. He was sleeping so soundly he was drooling. As he slept, he muttered incessantly. “Aiyaya, Sister Nianwei’s lap is still the most comfortable...” Then he stretched and continued sleeping!

She smells so good, it’s so comfortable!

[1] Refers to Attack Damage Carry. Character in-game – a champion that deals strong, continuous damage with their basic attacks

[2] Internet lingo for laughing hysterically