I Woke Up Pregnant With An Undead's Child

Little Jiangshi rubbed his nose. From beginning to end he waited until the car’s shadow disappeared before he took back his sight.

Zhang Qiu knew that his son, a face enthusiast once again made a mistake. To be fair, QiXi’s face was really impressive. He had never seen such a seductive and bewitching man, which there was not a bit feminine. Just like the car he drove —flamboyant and presumptuous red.

Li Shu saw that both father and son were looking towards the car’s shadow that vanished from sight. His face sank and he asked lightly, “Good-looking?”

“Good —” Zhang Qiu looked back at Li Shu’s face, swallowed the rest of his words wittily and said with a grin, “This car is really good-looking, hahaha.”

Give him a Like. [T/N: Like as in an online post on Weibo, Facebook etc]

“Are you jealous?!” Zhang Qiu unconsciously went up to provoke Li Shu again. He pulled down Li Shu’s arm, and laughed ’hehe’ particularly cocky. “Rest assured, you are the first in my heart in terms of beauty.”

Li Shu drew the person closer into his arms and lifted his lips in a smile, “Beauty? Hm? ”

The last syllable was particularly alluring. When Zhang Qiu heard Li Shu’s kind of frigid rhetoric, he was especially easy to get confused and disoriented. He nodded his head without thinking about it, and even emphasized to reiterate the lethality of Li Shu’s beauty.

Li Shu raised his eyebrows, looped Zhang Qiu’s arms around him and increased his strength. Without saying a word, Li Shu carried Zhang Qiu back.

Zhang Qiu was still immersed in the ambience of his quick-witted, and found nothing wrong with Li Shu at all.

Little Jiangshi, who fell behind and followed with his short legs, looked at the happy Daddy in front of him. His eyes were full of doubts. Big Daddy was angry, why was Daddy so happy?

Back at Lu Feng’s house, Pei Qing had returned home with little Ling Dang, and Pixian Hui Wang was not there. Lu Feng and Hua Ting were accompanying Hua Hua to watch cartoons in living room. Upon seeing them, Hua Hua happily waved at Xiao Jiang. “Xiao Jiang, look at this.”

Li Shu lifted Little Jiangshi’s collar and threw him on the sofa. He looked at Lu Feng and said, “Please look after him.”

“It’s fine, just watching together. We have nothing to do anyway.” Zhang Qiu happily stroked his son’s head. He wanted to see this cartoon for a long time. It was really good to see!

Li Shu looked at Zhang Qiu with his lips hooked and said lightly, “There’s something, need to do.”

Lu Feng on the sofa immediately understood. Hua Ting looked at his sweet and naive Junior Brother and only wishing him good luck. The couple looked at each other, and waved Xiao Jiang over. Lu Feng looked at Li Shu. “You guys have something to talk over, let Xiao Jiang sleep with Hua Hua tonight.”

Xiao Jiang had long ago been attracted by the fox in the animated film. He sat on the sofa and shook his short legs happily, showing his tiger teeth, and not being too happy. He had long forgotten that Big Daddy was angry. Anyway, there was Daddy. As long as Daddy cried and begged for mercy, Big Daddy would not be angry.

Little Jiangshi, who was shut out of the door a few days ago, had learnt that from experiences. Only that he didn’t understand why Big Daddy liked Daddy crying so much, ne?!

“What on earth is so serious?” Upon seeing that Li Shu’s expression was not right, Zhang Qiu then asked, “Do you know the news about the person behind it? Or did Senior Brother found out about the map in the tomb of Emperor Hui of Jin? No, Senior Brother would have said that if it was found out, so what on earth is it?”

Bang.

Li Shu shut the door and pressured the chattering Zhang Qiu on the door panel. “Do you really only like my appearance?”

Zhang Qiu was first startled by Li Shu’s solemn and serious appearance. Then when he heard Li Shu’s question, his heart made a ’ze ze’[1] sound. He didn’t realize that Li Shu had such a little princess[2] appearance. Without a doubt, his wife was spoiled by him. Spontaneously, a kind of Gong spirit rose in his heart.

[1] ze ze = internet language; it means disdain, ridicule, and surprise; an interjection expressing admiration, sigh, surprise, etc.

[2] a man with little princessappearance/manner biggest characteristics are that he has a girl’s heart, with some girls’ styles, but they have no feminine voice

Looking at Li Shu with self-indulgence, he answered earnestly and firmly, “Of course, you are the most beautiful.”

“Very good.” The smile on Li Shu’s face deepened a little. He lowered his head and put his lips to Zhang Qiu’s ear. Zhang Qiu was very proud to see Li Shu’s little princess appearance for the first time. He hummed and said, “You are really a beauty with kind heart. It would be better if we reverse the role in bed once in a while.”

“Reverse?”

Zhang Qiu saw that Li Shu did not directly deny, but showed an interested smile. He felt that he had a good chance to consolidate his position in the counter-offensive. There was an itching excitement on his face and he to make a supreme effort to market. “It’s me on top, and you bottom! You don’t know, in fact, it’s especially pleasurable being bottom, without any effort and you can even feel different pleasures. Really true. You let me serve you several times, and I guarantee that you only want to be bottom in the future.”

“Oh?”

Li Shu raised his eyebrows and looked as if he did not reject it at all. Zhang Qiu patted his chest as to guarantee and it was interpreted as: if it wasn’t pleasurable, come beat me up and such. Anyway, he went to Li Shu first and said it. After he finished saying, he looked at Li Shu with and anticipation on his face. His little heart was swinging back and forth with the look on Li Shu’s face.”

“You serve me?”

Zhang Qiu nodded repeatedly like chicken pecking on rice, guaranteed that when the service was in place, Li Shu would not be required to put forth the least bit of strength!

“Alright.” Li Shu nodded, frankly and straightforwardly agreed.

Zhang Qiu thought he had misheard Li Shu. He was so happy to see that Li Shu really looked like he was letting him do whatever he wants. Tears of joy filled on his face and he wished he could run downstairs for two laps. He was afraid that Li Shu would pull back, his excited hands trembled and the zipper of the trousers hadn’t come down for half a day. Li Shu took Zhang Qiu’s trembling hand and smiled very considerately. “Slow down, don’t worry, I’ll wait for you.”

Lo and behold! Lo and behold! How could his family’s Li Shu be so pleasingly affectionate? Zhang Qiu’s touched heart even wanted to pluck out for Li Shu. He tearfully assured, “You can rest assured that I will certainly serve you comfortably.”

Li Shu just smiled. In Zhang Qiu’s eyes, he was really gentle and friendly.

Heaven might have pity on him; his good days had come at last.

Zhang Qiu calmed himself down. He had to carefully eat up the beautiful, kind-hearted and gentle Li Shu. In order to make Li Shu addicted to the bottom position, Zhang Qiu decided not to act too quickly. He must have the foreplay in place. Therefore, he took Li Shu’s hand and went into the bathroom. He filled the water in the bathtub, gently took off Li Shu’s T-shirt, and when he went to take off the trousers, Li Shu stopped Zhang Qiu’s hand.

“What’s wrong?” Zhang Qiu’s face was anxious and he was afraid that Li Shu would pull back halfway.

Li Shu’s slender fingers gently touched Zhang Qiu’s lips. “Use here.”

Zhang Qiu’s face turned red, but as he thought about it, he could eat Li Shu as soon. What’s the point of cede territory and pay indemnities?!!

“Ho ho ho[3]!” Little scoundrel, in a moment I’ll give you a taste of your Daddy Zhang Qiu! Zhang Qiu, who had poured chicken soup into himself, immediately had high morale. That’s what he said, but when his lips touched the cold metal zipper, his ears turned red. However he was unwilling to miss the good opportunity to be the Gong. He gritted his teeth and imagined that Li Shu, who would be done, was crying and calling him Daddy. All of a sudden, like being injected with chicken blood, he pulled down the zipper particularly enticing, and he even teased Little Li Shu midway.

[3] Ho ho basic meaning is happy, excited

Hee-hee, in a minute, I’ll do you until you cry!

Zhang Qiu was busy front and back. Li Shu’s suggestion made him all kind of blushed. Nevertheless, he unflinchingly completed the task of bathing foreplay.

“Let’s go to bed!” After all, it was Li Shu’s first time, Zhang Qiu couldn’t perform well in the bathtub. He firmly refused to admit that he wasn’t strong enough to carry Li Shu’s thighs in the water like Li Shu.

Li Shu had no objection. He was naked. The water flowed through his firm, sharply contoured skin. Zhang Qiu swallowed his saliva while following after him.

When they got to the bed, without Zhang Qiu’s instruction, Li Shu was already lying in bed with a particularly aggressive posture. He was not shy at all. He waved, “Come here.”

Zhang Qiu swallowed his saliva, he felt fevered. Finally, he came to the last step. This was only a step away from his dream. How excited he was!

Sitting on Li Shu’s abdomen like a puppy, the hard and cold skin was like a fire on his butt. Zhang Qiu’s ears were red and he leaned down. Learning from what Li Shu usually did to him, he gnawed his neck and gnawed at his ear roots. Li Shu’s cold hands went on his back and down...

Wait! The position is not right! Zhang Qiu was about to open his mouth, his ear ached. He was bitten by Li Shu. He immediately straightened up to resist but his waist weakened and he fell back into Li Shu’s arms.

“You on top, I’m bottom.”

Li Shu’s lightly said. Zhang Qiu saw Li Shu’s red pupils, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, but it was too late.

Over and over the night, at first Zhang Qiu shouted abuse at bastard Li Shu, for cheating on him in foreplay, but afterwards he cried. He didn’t know what Li Shu was mad about today. He was not even angry that Li Shu cheated on him in foreplay, but Li Shu would keep playing with him!!!

Li Shu, has your andropause arrived!!!?

Zhang Qiu’s throat sore, but refused the water that Li Shu brought him. Li Shu smiled. “Do you want my mouth to feed you?” Zhang Qiu was so frightened that he hurried over and drank water in gulp after gulp. Then he heard Li Shu, the bastard said ’pitiful’ in a mournful tone.

“What are you crazy about today?” Zhang Qiu, who had a comfortable throat after drinking water, was indignant.

“You only like my appearance.”

When Zhang Qiu heard that the reason why he suffered from this torment today was this, he dragged his sore waist angrily, and flew into Li Shu’s arms. He ground his teeth very fiercely, “You acted like a little princess, and now you’re blaming me!” He’s so angry that it’s impossible to get through this day!

Li Shu hugged the man in his arms and slowly rubbed Zhang Qiu’s waist with his palm. This man was going to die of stupidity.

“Really unable to understand?”

“I only said I like your appear—”Zhang Qiu’s words suddenly stopped halfway. He absolutely never thought Li Shu was angry because of this. If Li Shu said that he was with him only because he had Xiao Jiang, he would have to beat Li Shu to death. After a moment, he felt very happy. He laughed happily and his tone was very low. “Little Li Shu ah Little Li Shu, do you like me very much?”

Li Shu looked at Song Bao, who did not learn from lesson in his embrace, with a smile in his eyes and an indifferent look on his face. “No back pain?”

The smug Zhang Qiu evacuated from Li Shu’s arms in an instant but was seized by Li Shu. He shouted for mercy. “Li Shu, I’m wrong. I dare not. My kidney hurts.”

Li Shu kissed the buffoon in his embrace, “Hm.”

“?”

Zhang Qiu’s head had a question mark, and it took a while for him to react. Just now was Li Shu’s responded to what he had just asked whether he liked him very much. He was so happy that his waist was not sore and his kidneys were not painful that he could put his hands on his hips and his smugness returned.

“Do it again if you’re not hurting anymore?” Li Shu’s voice had just dropped, and the still too smug Zhang Qiu instantly changed his face and yawned, “I’m so tired, I’m going to sleep.” After that, he pretended to be asleep, and not long after he really fell asleep.

Zhang Qiu was sleeping in pitch darkness. When he woke up, it was two o’clock in the afternoon the next day. When he went downstairs, everyone looked at him. His face suddenly could not remain calm because of shame. He pretended to be calm. “Hahaha, guys are early ah! Just arrived in Beijing, I haven’t acclimatized to the soil and water, and so I slept away.”

Pixian Hui Wang just stared at Zhang Qiu with a smile. Zhang Qiu’s face felt feverish by that stare. He couldn’t help it if second’s wife could see through him since second’s wife had seen the hemorrhoid ointment Li Shu bought. What could he say?

Blamed it all on Li Shu.

Li Shu came forward and hugged Zhang Qiu’s waist. “Still uncomfortable?”

Zhang Qiu was embarrassed and wanted to die. The whole table was watching them. Li Shu was like telling the whole world that he was the bottom ah! How annoying!

Little Jiangshi slid down from his chair and came running up to Zhang Qiu’s thighs. “Daddy, is Big Daddy bullying you and make you cried again?”

Sonny, aren’t you such a deceptive sort?! Zhang Qiu pinched his son’s face and talked nonsense “No, your big Daddy is the one who is crying!”

“Really?” Little Jiangshi looked incredulous and said innocently, “But every time Big Daddy gets angry, he has to press —”

Zhang Qiu quickly covered his son’s mouth and looked resentfully at Li Shu. Li Shu calm opened his mouth next to him. “Yesterday you Daddy pressed me down.”

“Who told you to say that?!” Zhang Qiu wished he could bite Li Shu to death. He looked down at his son’s blank expression, and changed the topic quickly —must not start in front of minors. “Was yesterday’s cartoon good?”

Little Jiangshi forgot what he had just asked and nodded his head. “Good, rabbits and foxes are all good.” They looked delicious at first sight. He turned and ran to the table, then brought a saucer for Zhang Qiu to have a look. “Daddy, little fox.”

Carrots were carved into little foxes on the plate, which was very vivid like in the animated cartoon. Zhang Qiu picked up a carrot and snapped half of it head off. “It’s nice. Who made it?”

“Yesterday’s big brother sent it.” Xiao Jiang asked, “Daddy, is the little fox delicious?”

“It smells like radish. It’s crisp and sweet. It’s delicious.” Zhang Qiu stuffed the remaining half into his son’s mouth, only then he reacted and asked Li Shu, “Yesterday’s big brother? Who?

Little Jiangshi answered first, “It’s the beautiful big brother Xixi[4] who drove the car yesterday.”

[4] Xixi 嘻嘻 (hehe) instead of Xī 西 (west) because QiXi 齐西

Zhang Qiu thought about it for a while before he came to the conclusion that it was QiXi. He was baffled, “I just slept and our family’s Xiao Jiang flatly had a big brother. What happened?”

At the side, Hua Ting explained that after seeing Mad Animal City yesterday, the nanny made a rabbit bean paste bun for them in the morning. Hua Hua and Xiao Jiang were reluctant to eat it. They wanted to eat it together with Yang Bao and sneaked out. As a result, they soon returned with two carrot-carved foxes.

“Big brother Hua Hua’s bun had fallen and dirtied and so big brother Xixi made us a little fox.” Xiao Jiang apparently preferred little foxes.

Zhang Qiu thought, that QiXi was very caring.

Hua Ting didn’t usually followed celebrity, but he still knew about QiXi. “This man has a sense of justice in his own way, unlike a celebrity.”

“Paid him a visit some other day to thanks him.” Lu Feng said at the side.

Hua Ting also had that intention.

Li Shu came out with a bowl of soup and handed it to Zhang Qiu. Zhang Qiu was not polite either. He was long ago hungry. At noon, he half-consciously had heard Li Shu call him to get up for lunch, but he was too sleepy that he did not get up.

Zhang Qiu had just finished his meal when Lu Feng’s phone rang. He hung up after saying few words and said, “Su Zhicai will go to the party hosted by an elder tomorrow.”

The map taken from the tomb of Emperor Hui of Jin had not been solved yet. Even if it was solved, they were relatively passive. One party was in the clear, the other was in the dark. They wanted to pull out the people behind the scene. To really trusting the map meant to fall into the trap nicely designed by the other party. And yet it was impossible not to try to find it —whether second brother could revive or not depended on this.

But now there had been more clues on Su Zhicai. They could ask more about the situation, so of course they were willing to go —better than stay here and do nothing.

The next evening, a group of people dressed in formal clothes. Li Shu had put on the set he wore at the last auction, but Zhang Qiu tossed about the latest style. Li Shu eyes somewhat darken, seeing Song Bao tightly wrapped up in especially distinctive style.

“Stop stop, I don’t want to get my clothes dirty.” Upon seeing Li Shu’s eyes, Zhang Qiu felt freak out all over. This dress was so expensive that he didn’t want to get dirty. If it was sent to dry-cleaning, people would know what it was. How would he behave in the future?

Li Shu smiled. “What dirty clothes?” He kissed Zhang Qiu’s earlobe and whispered, “What did you think in your head, Song Bao?”

Zhang Qiu’s legs turned soft by Li Shu’s voice. He almost succumbed to bend over under Li Shu’s suit pants. Finally, Xiao Jiang, who was still running at the door, saved his wavering thoughts.

Beauty had been causing sorrow since ancient times!!!

Today, Little Jiangshi was wearing a small black suit with a small bow at the neck. He looked very cute. His curly hair swayed as he ran. Zhang Qiu’s heart also swayed following that twirling hair. He rubbed his son’s head. “My family’s Xiao Jiang is really handsome!”

“Daddy is handsome too!”

The father and son praised each other, Li Shu calmly looked at Zhang Qiu. Zhang Qiu suddenly thought of the last time he courted disaster. He immediately flattered, “Li Shu is the most handsome!”

Little Jiangshi was also very respectful, he shouted, “Big Daddy is the best and the most beautiful!”

They were a pair of face enthusiast father and son.

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