The Silly Alchemist

“All you Tanlang trash, leave this place if you know what’s good for you! Don’t blame me if I start this massacre!” screamed Li Yue towards the outside.

“...”

You have already started a massacre inside!

However, Li Yue’s words had provoked many of them, itching to charge inside and fight her. Only some of them restrained themselves, the rest who had no control rushed inside on impulse.

In the end, these people never left this place. Or rather, their cold bodies left the place.

Li Yue had kicked these bodies out to lure more people inside. Provoked once again, another batch of people charged in.

After a few times, the Tanlang people realised their numbers were dwindling. This time, they realised they were tricked.

“Tear down the building!” yelled someone. This reminded everyone that the building was in the way. It was Li Yue’s fortress. Once this building was torn down, they would naturally be able to surround Li Yue.

However, they got to work only to realise the building was very strong. A bit unbelievably strong. No one was able to destroy it, even the Di fighters could make little damage.

At this rate, this building might not be torn down even in ten days. They couldn’t come back to fight in ten days, could day? That was impossible.

However, that actually wouldn’t work because Ye Lang could just restore the building back to its original state. They would never be able to tear this building down, ever.

The building was strong because of the Moon Hotel’s original large-scale infrastructure plus Ye Lang’s alchemy formation reinforcements.

He had already expected them to do this. If the building was gone, he and Li Yue would lose this advantage. That was why he could not let them do so.

At the same time, he set up defense alchemy formations just in case. Just in case they could not ward off the attacks, he could seal this entire region and then use alchemy to open an underground tunnel for escape.

Underground tunnels were effective. This was what he used to escape when he fought the few hundred thousand soldiers, under the watchful eyes of the dragon riders.

“Report sir, we are unable to tear down the building. They might have alchemy formations there. Should we hire alchemists to help?” reported a soldier.

“...Alright, bring one over! The Moon Hotel’s boss is weird, why did he have to use alchemy formations for his hotel,” said the general, frustrated.

At this point, everyone had attributed Ye Lang’s alchemy formations to the hotel owner.

“There’s no need! This formation is not an ordinary one, not any alchemist would be able to crack it. We can only get an alchemist from the headquarters for help,” said one of the Di fighters.

He had come to this conclusion after attempting to crack it himself. An alchemy formation that could baffle a Di fighter was no ordinary formation.

...

“I want to take a nap first. Call me up if you all planned to come in again!” They heard Li Yue’s voice coming from inside the hotel. This showed how relaxed she was about the situation.

“Sorceress, you’d better not get caught! Or you will be... stripped naked... and you shall serve...” The soldiers were furious. These people were going to take their revenge, and they had no humanity.

Li Yue was beautiful, everyone agreed on that.

Li Yue actually fell asleep inside so all Ye Lang could do was keep watch. He could not sleep. It was only his turn after she woke.

...

“What now? Do we just let them stay inside?” The number of soldiers outside grew to approximately ten thousand. It was also still increasing.

Yep, almost all the soldiers were here now. Many were on the way!

As the numbers increased, the number of opinions increased. Some people wanted to rush in because sacrificing themselves was better than waiting outside.

Some people said no because this would be sacrificing their own lives for nothing!

Both sides argued but unfortunately, it escalated into a fight. Li Yue hadn’t even made a move and they were fighting among themselves! Li Yue and Ye Lang were about to celebrate if this continued.

Of course, it would never continue. It was obvious one side had won very quickly.

Very soon, there was an answer!

“My brothers, charge! We are soldiers, we have all been prepared for this! I will not tolerate these imbeciles disrespecting us, we must guard our dignity with our lives!”

With such an emotionally-charged pep talk, a group of people rushed inside while more people followed behind. All of them squeezed into the Moon Hotel.

The entire situation was peculiar because a person watching from the outside would get the feeling that the hotel had infinite space inside. Many people rushed inside and yet they continued entering to no limit.

In fact, they did not know that these people were moving around quickly, filling up space inside so that more people could enter.

Very soon, Ye Lang and Li Yue were surrounded. They stood in the middle, with the Tanlang Group everywhere inside, standing up against the walls. There was still enough space for them to move.

In this situation, Li Yue and Ye Lang were still very relaxed with no hint of fear. Not even a rational reaction.

“Li Yue, what about I deal with a portion of them first?” Ye Lang bit into some beef steak and at the same time tossed on to the red lion next to them. The lion seemed to prefer cooked food now, it didn’t like raw meat as much.

“You don’t have to. I’ll deal with them first, you just wait for the right time.” Li Yue shook her head. She knew Ye Lang was talking about his alchemy traps because there were many in the hotel.

These traps could deal with many people but that was just the best-case scenario. These traps required luck and timing.

It wasn’t because she didn’t want to use it early, she just wanted him to wait for the best time.