I Am Stuck In A Beta Test For 1000 Years

Walking out of the workshop, Char thought about how to turn the shop into an all-around logistics headquarters and suddenly felt like he was playing a game.

Investment, yield, items, currency. Stronger equipment and stronger monsters.

From using a wooden sword to cut crayfish, to using a legendary holy sword that was fully enchanted to cut an ultimate invincible crayfish.

He suddenly felt like he was playing a game.

It turned out ...

This was the game.

He was a little enlightened but also a little lost.

Char was still in a daze when Evelyn suddenly appeared in front of him, and the two of them almost collided.

“What’s in the drawer?”

The Dark Elf’s words pulled Char back from his game.

He saw the delicate face in front of him.

She had long eyelashes and purple eyes.

Quick-witted and curious eyes.

Also, her lips looked very soft, moist, and full. The beautiful shape of her lips also showed her stubbornness and determination.

Then...

What was this?

If those were games, then what was this?

Char suddenly moved closer and kissed her lips.

It was like biting a warm pudding. It was soft to the touch, and the smooth and tender elasticity was transmitted back to his brain.

It was even more real than a game.

It was like real life.

Evelyn was suddenly attacked and quickly pushed him away.

When she met Char’s eyes, she was stunned.

His eyes were like the mouth of a fresh spring, overflowing with love and satisfaction.

The complaints that should have been blurted out disappeared.

“I’m sorry... I couldn’t help it, ha...”

Char smiled apologetically and was about to avoid her anger, but she was suddenly hugged by Evelyn and kissed.

This time, it was Char who was caught off guard.

He had miscalculated for the first time.

He was ready to pay for his impulsiveness. However, not only was she not angry, but she also responded to him more enthusiastically, which made him a little uncomfortable.

Before Char could react, Evelyn pushed him away.

The Dark Elf wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.

“We’re even.”

She turned around and walked away with light steps.

For the Costume Festival, Char had prepared a dancer outfit for the Dark Elves. There were thin copper rings around their waists, arms, and necks. They jingled as they walked, like a light skylark.

When Evelyn turned around and urged, “Hurry up and catch up!”

Then, she jumped into the noisy crowd.

Char laughed and quickly followed.

…

“What’s with the stuff in the drawer? I think it looks like a rope with a knot...”

Evelyn asked curiously as she looked around.

On both sides of the noisy crowd were peddlers in the market, filled with useless but novel trinkets for the Dark Elves. She had never seen such a lively scene since she came out of Andaheim.

She caught a glimpse of a wide-eared fox dancer selling underwear and suddenly remembered the one she had seen in the drawer.

“Look! Look! That thing over there is exactly the same as the rope!”

“It’s called a thong,” Char explained.

“Thong...?”

“Yes, thong.”

The Dark Elf’s face reddened instantly. Fortunately, her skin color was dark, so it was not easy to tell.

“Why would a cobbler have such a thing? Can men also wear it...”

“That’s for women. He stole it.”

“Ah?”

“Half a month ago, Ghani changed Mrs. Jolent’s sofa into a real leather one and stole a thong while she was not paying attention. He thought it was Mrs. Jolent’s, and he’s been in sniffing it for half a month.”

“That’s actually...”

“It’s Felix’s.”

Evelyn turned around in surprise.

“Felix? What?”

“Don’t misunderstand, that damn fatty isn’t into cross-dressing. He just bought it for Mrs. Jolent, but she didn’t like it. ”

“Then why is he still keeping it?”

“She said that she likes to see other people wear it. For example, what you said about men wearing it. This is one of Felix’s few ‘positive’ materials, so I won’t use it to defame him. Ghani would never have thought that he would hold a man’s thong for half a month.” Char laughed. “I’ve never thought that I’d be able to do it.”

The elf chuckled as well. Her gaze lingered on the rack of undergarments in front of her for a few seconds before she suddenly raised her hand.

“Char, I want to buy that one!”

“Huh?”

Char was so shocked that he stopped.

“You don’t f*cking want me to wear it, do you?”

“Ah! What if I want to wear it?”

The Dark Elf’s eyes were like silk, and her breath was as hot as fire. Char stood up in shock.

He already had a model of her naked body in his mind, if he added these...

“Just buy it for me...”

“Of course, let’s buy one for you!”

…

The evening lights were on and the city was bustling with people.

Char was dragged along by Evelyn from dusk to midnight. They walked around the city and bought a lot of things.

The Dark Elf had never been so free and unrestrained before. Like a chirping bird, she asked from the beginning to the end. Char did not hide anything either. He could pull all the erudite scholars together and answer fluently, giving all he knew without reserve.

No matter what he said, she would listen carefully. Her eyes were shining with satisfaction and tranquility as if the past hardships had not left any trace on her.

The two of them did not notice the passage of time until late at night. They returned to the hotel hand in hand.

As she passed by a dark alley, she stopped.

“What’s wrong?”

Char was just wondering why she had stopped and was suddenly pushed into the room by the Dark Elf, against the wall.

Burning breath hit him in the face, and his movements seemed clumsy and rough. After a brief moment of shock, Char held her butt with both hands and guided her gently, allowing her to vent her desire relentlessly.

After a long time, their lips separated.

“If you want it now, I can give it to you.”

In the darkness, a pair of purple eyes glowed faintly.

He was clearly looking up at Char, but he had the illusion that she was looking down at him.

Char shook his head.

“It’s not time yet.”

“I won’t give you a second chance.”

Char smiled confidently and did not comment.

“I’m serious. You really don’t regret it?”

Char pouted.

At this moment, rustling sounds came from the other end of the alley. He turned his head and saw a few figures under the street lights.

Tsk, here comes the blind one.

It was a group of drunkards, like sharks that had smelled blood, pushing and shoving each other in.

In the dark alley, the Dark Elf’s body scent when she desired to have sex was like the most deadly poison.

They did not expect this.

From the moment Rylai appeared, everything that had happened during the Costume Festival had gone out of his control.

However, he did not want to control it.

Thanks to this, he was able to see a whole new side of her.

She was not a cold code, not a program, but a living person that could not be fathomed even after hundreds of reincarnations.

This was human nature...

“Evelyn,” Char said.

“Disgusting.”

Char laughed and ignored her complaints, insisting, ” “Do you see those people approaching? With your level 14 spells, it shouldn’t be a problem for you to prepare [Mana Thrust] and [Sulfur Bomb], right?”

Evelyn frowned.

“This is Astan City. Are you sure you want me to use my spells? ”

“Remember, Evelyn, you’re free. There’s nothing wrong with that.”

Char laughed and released a pool of grease, which instantly splashed all over the drunkards.

The Dark Elf understood tacitly. She raised her hand and released spikes and flames.

In an instant, the flames that soared to the sky illuminated the alley.