The Little Prince in the Ossuary

「BigBuffetBoy86: Ooh! Are we riding a helicopter?! I’d love a helicopter ride!」

「imaprodeadbeat: That’s one damn small chopper. I thought it was a toy or something.」

「MagiNori: Are those plates where people sit?」

「Saebom: Yeah, it looks like they’re sitting there. Did U.S. soldiers really ride that kind of dangerous thing back then?」

「NoMemesForUrNickname: Yup. That model is called MH-6, and it was used quite a lot for operational purposes. People sitting on two sides can have a wide angle of view, can get on and off quickly, and the chopper itself is so small it’s fit for infiltration operations.」

「GF_the_mythical_creature: anybody asked about this?」

「まつみん: Wait, a helicopter? That can’t be….」

「ymROCKs: Why?」

「まつみん: Because Matsumin is acrophobic!」

「BestKorean: Then turn off the sensory synchronization. Or activate just a part of it.」

「まつみん: I can’t do that!」

「BestKorean: Why?」

「まつみん: I don’t want to miss a single moment with Gyeoul-san!」

「ymROCKs: Aww :3」

「Lemonade: Oh, the rotors are spinning!」

「BigBuffetBoy86: Fuck! It’s flying! It’s flying!」

「Jarapapa: Uh… guys…? He’s not holding the handle…. Did he buckle up his seat belt?」

「GF_the_mythical_creature: No, I think…?」

「MillionDollarLoan: Oh my gawwwwd! He’s friggin insane! This is gonna be made into a blooper montage if he falls lols」

「Phisherman: Woah… Does he even feel fear?」

「franksausage: SHITSHITSHITSHITGRABTHEFUCKINGHANDLE!!!!!」

「BigBuffetBoy86: Fuck! Fuuuck!!!」

「まつみん: Kyaaaa! No Gyeoul-san! Don’t do this to meeee!」

「まつみん: Kyaaaa!」

「まつみん: Kyaaaa!」

「SnowyFox: Kyaaaa!」

「まつみん: Kyaaaa!」

「Magna Carta: Hahaha Matsumin broke」

「dogeee: Matsumin-san! You’re so cute!」

「Oldspice: I think there was a spy there」

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[まつみん donated 47.61 Stars.]

「pp224: Did she just donate stars while freaking out? looool」

「FuckActiveX: But what’s up with the number? Is that an error?」

「Pprplz: Exchange rate, idiot」

「FuckActiveX: Then what about the stars she has donated so far? Why didn’t that happen before?」

「Dumchit: Yeah what’s up with that?」

「まつみん: That’s! because! Japanese! are meticulous!」

「まつみん: Kyaaa!」

「Oldspice: lol she still says what she has to say even in that state」

「GrapesOfWrath: I wish I had a girlfriend like her…」

[SnowyFox donated 1 Star.]

[SnowyFox donated 1 Star.]

[SnowyFox donated 2,187 Stars.]

「updawg: omg….」

「MURD3R: omg….」

「Blackcoke: omg….」

「Владимир: Only two more ActiveX to install. этого ещё не хватало! I don’t know who made these, but I will find you and I will kill you!」

# Intermission, The Mind of the Artificial Intelligence (2)

Hello again, dear players. We’re here again, to introduce you to our company’s pride, the Artificial Intelligence Engine, 「Trinity」. Last time, we talked about the TOM reading module. This time, I will be instructing you about the second key module in creating an artificial personality, the AI search module.

So, what is the AI search module? AI Search Module literally means a search engine implemented using artificial intelligence. To be more specific, it is a function that scans through every record written in the World Wide Web, a.k.a. ‘The sea of information’, and finds answers that are well-suited to the given circumstances.

How is this possible, you ask? Well, it’s not a complicated concept if you think about it. Let’s take Social Networking Services for example. Just think about how many people are wasting their lives on SNS and how much information they willingly give away every day. Thanks to these wonderful services, we can get access to real-life examples of humanity such as love and hate, happiness and sadness, hope and despair, virtue and vice, and all the other emotions, knowledge, ideas, memories, and even people’s darkest stories. This massive amount of data has been accumulated throughout your daddy’s daddy’s daddy’s daddy’s and many more daddy’s generations, and this we call, the big data.

The AI search module renders an artificial personality via data mining, an algorithm that finds the answer we want from within the big data. In fact, this module alone can create a personality by itself.

In theory, that is.

The problem with this method is that it would take too much time to search for the required information. You know, it’s not an easy matter to create a personality out of nowhere. According to the communication model suggested by the famous Merahdian, the literal content of a message is only 7% of what we want to communicate! The rest comes in the use of voice and body language. Which means, when you ask a question to a character in our game, the AI must find a right answer to the question, verify that the answer doesn’t clash with the background and the situation of the game, search for the right tone, intonation, volume and even the facial expression and gesture that fits the character’s intention!

Can you imagine how long this process would take?

But even with this, it is still impossible to create some of the more complex emotions. For example, the kind of thoughts one would have when getting angry at others for their own mistakes, it cannot be rendered perfectly just by running the search module.

That is why the TOM reading module is important. Because it dramatically compresses the search scope. For a user with a high TOM rating and aptitude, the AI search module only takes up 10% of the process, or even lower, of creating a personality.

Only when the two modules synergize, our artificial intelligence will please you with NPCs full of emotions and a wide variety of actions.

Now, the question is, why am I explaining this again?

It’s simple. It’s because of you, players, once again. Our dearest players who just happen to have heard that it is possible to render an artificial personality solely through the AI search module, and make complaint calls without knowing the technical limitations.

Ha! If it was possible, why would we not do it? Even more so since I already told you we’re doing it for the money.

Oh, also, I’d like to take this moment to answer one of the FAQs. People have been asking us how we can render sexual experiences with such a high quality when we rely 100% on the AI search module.

Well, that’s… you know… Uhuhu…

Let me just tell you, over 70% of the big data that has been accumulated thus far is… none other than pornography.

This has been an announcement from the Virtual Reality Business Department of the Nakwon Group. Thank you for reading.